High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
