her vagine was all disorganized.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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