just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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