Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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