Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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