I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The beer is more important than you right now.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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