i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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