Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
