he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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