Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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