ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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