He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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