she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
