So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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