YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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