3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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