so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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