I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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