: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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