We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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