Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I want to make a zoo with you.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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