tell your sister to shave her snatch
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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