Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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