Im at strip club and am horny
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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