I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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