i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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