the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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