I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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