My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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