I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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