Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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