That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
