ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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