i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
