He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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