The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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