I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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