Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
pray to the hookup gods
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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