did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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