I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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