I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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