respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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