hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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