Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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