is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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