There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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