R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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