Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
