Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just threw up on my dentist
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i now understand why vodka
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Randomize