I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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