just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
