just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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