i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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